happy new years eg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't really make any resolutions, but if I did, these would be them:

1. not to spew profanities at little kids who insult me on xbox live
2. not to hurl my controller through the entertainment center when my melee is inaffective
3. to be assertive when someone comes in my party I don't want to play with (b-o-o-t!)
4. to quit smoking my plasma rifles until they stop working
5. to lose that extra weight of humiliation if I go negative more than two games in a row
6. to exercise my right of having the most fun possible in each game
7. to love my enemies even as I smite them
8. to forgive my teammates when they shoot me in the back ;p
9. to encourage as much damage onto the other team as possible
and
10. to have the wisdom to know that no matter how good I get, I will always be a noob-tard!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

amen to that brother